Madonna be like
You’ve tagged me in this twice before
"badger or some sort of land dwelling fish"
I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes
Bill’s got lots of bills | Summer 2014 (Cody Wyatt)
His name is bill, I bought him one week when I feared that I wouldn’t be able to afford my rent. He was 50 cents. When he came to my apartment he had on traveler’s clothing (a sunhat and a large bow-tie with a sunflower print). He was not speaking to me or even appearing to have any life in him; no heartbeat, or breath. I quickly attributed this to his constricting bow as well as his hat- I removed them. He did not speak for the next month until he told me he wanted a pretty green bow which he wore for a couple of weeks before accepting a life free from clothing. Nudity is his fashion, minimalism is his style, few are his words.
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care