log6:

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here’s the shittiest towel you’ve ever seen in your life.

insectcure:

2jp:

coke-hoe-nyt-crab:

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now

knowyournewmeme:

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

tropicalfucko:

blacklion:

cikero:

cikero:

Why were hall and oates serving cunt for no reason

what were you two doing like. ever

jeztls:

Condoms by Playboy

angelbabyspice:

Obsessed w this exchange

basedandfatpilled-deactivated20:

daughter-of-sapph0:

notvoid:

iskwekan:

everythingfox:

This dog is sitting, standing, and laying at the same time

(via)

comment-tube:

assdevourer:

assdevourer:

god i love pussy

call me 9/11 the way bush makes my shit explode